Whitewater championships, parakeets, and snow jokes

Inclement weather is snow joke. But I know it can be tempting to get out and enjoy the beauty of freshly fallen sky confetti. Le sigh. (Do you remember how Pepé Le Pew would sigh "in French" by adding le?) Anyway, if we get some white weather and you decide to go play in it, please be careful. If it looks wet, assume it’s ice. Wear shoes with traction. Stick to familiar spots. Let someone know where you’re going. Don't lick stuff. Stay dry. Wear layers. Get Outside (Later) Millstream Gardens...